Saturday, August 06, 2005

4:30 p.m.

Things That Would Make This Whole Blogathon Thing Pimped-Out Awesome

1. A masseuse. (My neck hurts.)
2. An intern to give me ideas and bring me coffee. I would like this intern to be P. Diddy.
3. Barring an actual intern, a cabana boy named Raoul or Sergio would also suffice.
4. Not having cramps. (Sorry, I was going to have to mention it at some point.)
5. Pringles! Wait. I already have those.
6. A posse.

That's all I can think of right now. My needs are simple, really.



In case anybody's keeping track, the song of the moment is "Connection" by Elastica. Cheers.