4:30 a.m.
Breaking News From Jamelah.net
Listening: Jamelah's Super 90s Mix again, and the song of the moment is "Baby Got Back" (Sir Mix-A-Lot), and yes, this will be the second time in however many hours that I've listened to this gem of brilliance, what of it? L.A. face with an Oakland booty. Poetry. Right there.
Laughing about: Mostly anything, but especially this e-mail I just got that solves the problem of endangered species, and oh dear, I can't breathe.
Eating: Pringles. Of course.
Thinking: Okay, you know in the song "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys (and don't pretend that you don't know, because you totally do, so admit it -- it's liberating!) what is "it" and what way, exactly? Because he wants it that way, but then he never wants to hear me say "I want it that way" and I am confused. WHAT DO YOU WANT? Men. I swear.
Random thing I just said out loud: Oh. I get it. Nevermind.
Diet Coke #: Who's counting?
Cigarette #: I now have tar pits in my lungs, and I'm pretty sure a paleontologist could find the fossils of a velociraptor in there.
Listening: Jamelah's Super 90s Mix again, and the song of the moment is "Baby Got Back" (Sir Mix-A-Lot), and yes, this will be the second time in however many hours that I've listened to this gem of brilliance, what of it? L.A. face with an Oakland booty. Poetry. Right there.
Laughing about: Mostly anything, but especially this e-mail I just got that solves the problem of endangered species, and oh dear, I can't breathe.
Eating: Pringles. Of course.
Thinking: Okay, you know in the song "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys (and don't pretend that you don't know, because you totally do, so admit it -- it's liberating!) what is "it" and what way, exactly? Because he wants it that way, but then he never wants to hear me say "I want it that way" and I am confused. WHAT DO YOU WANT? Men. I swear.
Random thing I just said out loud: Oh. I get it. Nevermind.
Diet Coke #: Who's counting?
Cigarette #: I now have tar pits in my lungs, and I'm pretty sure a paleontologist could find the fossils of a velociraptor in there.
