2:00 a.m.
My, my.
1. Okay, I just took a little trip to the bathroom to wash my face, because washing my face is something I like to do. Cleanliness being next to godliness, and all. It was tonight that I actually read the bottle for the very first time. Just so you know, I use a face wash called Purity Made Simple, by Philosophy (Edie Brickell says that philosophy is a walk on on slippery rocks, but I say that it is a manufacturer of cosmetics). I highly recommend this for anybody who has incredibly dry skin like yours truly, but anyway. The bottle. It says, and I quote:
2. I've just been on the receiving end of some rather entertaining e-mails which should inspire further bloggage (what a gross word. Bloggage.) in a little while, but for now, I have to say that my offer to marry someone who brings me ice cream is still valid, but I think I would also accept hash browns. Just so you know.
1. Okay, I just took a little trip to the bathroom to wash my face, because washing my face is something I like to do. Cleanliness being next to godliness, and all. It was tonight that I actually read the bottle for the very first time. Just so you know, I use a face wash called Purity Made Simple, by Philosophy (Edie Brickell says that philosophy is a walk on on slippery rocks, but I say that it is a manufacturer of cosmetics). I highly recommend this for anybody who has incredibly dry skin like yours truly, but anyway. The bottle. It says, and I quote:
philosophy: purity is natural. we come into this world with all the right instincts. we are innocent, and therefore perceive things as they should be, rather than how they are, our conscience is clear, our hands are clean, and the world at large is truly beautiful.That's all very well and good, but what exactly does that have to do with my skin? I ask you.
2. I've just been on the receiving end of some rather entertaining e-mails which should inspire further bloggage (what a gross word. Bloggage.) in a little while, but for now, I have to say that my offer to marry someone who brings me ice cream is still valid, but I think I would also accept hash browns. Just so you know.
