12:30 a.m.
I Don't Know What I'm Gonna Do Without My Boooo-ooooooo
Flickr is going down for scheduled maintenance for a couple of hours in a few minutes, and this bums me out, because where will I find inspiration for these sketches I have committed myself to writing? (When I don't cheat and write stories about how I won a table in a raffle at the bowling alley, that is.) I guess the only alternative is for you to sponsor me and use your sponsorship right to request a story on demand. (And hey, $10 will get you a story AND a chapbook AND my love and admiration and $15 will get you a story AND a chapbook AND another chapbook AND my undying love and admiration, plus, the undying love and admiration of economically-disadvantaged children in Sub-Saharan Africa who just want books to read, I'm sure.)
(While I'm being all parenthetical, and while you're being generous with your pledging, you should also sponsor Caryn, because she is also blogging for a fine, fine book-related charity, and there's also something about a chapbook for a $10 pledge, so you know... mmmmhmmm.)
In other news, because Caryn has been featuring her answers to the timeless questions posed in pop music, the latest in the neverending series of Things I Actually Said to Caryn:
"Too bad 'we want a lady on the street and a freak in the bed' isn't a musical question."
And really... it is too bad. Too bad indeed.
Flickr is going down for scheduled maintenance for a couple of hours in a few minutes, and this bums me out, because where will I find inspiration for these sketches I have committed myself to writing? (When I don't cheat and write stories about how I won a table in a raffle at the bowling alley, that is.) I guess the only alternative is for you to sponsor me and use your sponsorship right to request a story on demand. (And hey, $10 will get you a story AND a chapbook AND my love and admiration and $15 will get you a story AND a chapbook AND another chapbook AND my undying love and admiration, plus, the undying love and admiration of economically-disadvantaged children in Sub-Saharan Africa who just want books to read, I'm sure.)
(While I'm being all parenthetical, and while you're being generous with your pledging, you should also sponsor Caryn, because she is also blogging for a fine, fine book-related charity, and there's also something about a chapbook for a $10 pledge, so you know... mmmmhmmm.)
In other news, because Caryn has been featuring her answers to the timeless questions posed in pop music, the latest in the neverending series of Things I Actually Said to Caryn:
"Too bad 'we want a lady on the street and a freak in the bed' isn't a musical question."
And really... it is too bad. Too bad indeed.
