
Saturday, July 16, 2005
last night i had the best dream in the entire history of dreaming
The more I stay awake this morning, the hazier the details become, but I'll just put it to you like this: I dreamed that my new best friend Snoop Dogg and I went to the fair. There was also some part about me having the front of my house re-landscaped, but that's not the cool part. No. The cool part was when Snoop bought some cotton candy and I had a caramel apple. I told him about the time my friend Brian's parents took us to the fair and bought all of us caramel apples and I couldn't eat mine because I had braces. Instead of laughing, as most people do at this because I make this funny face when I describe what it's like to try to eat a caramel-covered apple when your teeth are encased in metal, Snoop looked at me sincerely and said, "I feel you." And then I think we got in line to ride the Tilt-A-Whirl.I tell you in all seriousness, Dear Reader, that I don't think it's possible for dreaming to get better than that.


