Friday, August 01, 2003

fortune cookie of doom...



i think this is proof that i will most assuredly die soon.

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It's Not Arachnophobia, Really
We Interrupt Your Regularly-Scheduled Programming
I Rule
Truth in Advertising
Hangin' With the Sharif
Fortune Cookie of Doom
Spam? Mmmm. Yummy
Huggy Bears: The Horror! The Horror!!!
What Comes After Kung Pao Chicken, or My Predictions for This Year
It's Just This Nasal Congestion
What the World Needs Now Is Me, Sweet Me
Happy Holidays...
What's in YOUR Wallet?
The Thing About Tampons
The Thursday of My Discontent
IPEX
Fame and Fortune
Speaking of Commercials...
Let's Talk About Sex, Except Not Really
I've Gotta Go See a Man About a Uterus
Just...Sitting. (An Instructional Manual of Sorts)
Jamelah: The Exclusiver Interview
My Mom: A Tribute
My Grandmother and the Quilt
Time to Wonder 'Do I Dare?' and 'Do I Dare?', and the Britney Perfume Redux
Category: Things I Shouldn't Ever Write About, Ever
Moments That Take Your Breath Away
Last Night I Had the Best Dream in the Entire History of Dreaming
Sincerely, Stupid
Shirts I Have Worn, With a Digression-Type Introduction
You Can't Expect Me to Be Rational, Too
Further Adventures in Service
Ah, the Joys of Internet Superstardon. Ahem.
What Dreams May Come When You've Shuffled Off to Bed
Dear Victoria's Secret, Thank You For Everything. Love, Jamelah
When She Speaks, It Is Important to Listen

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42opus
A Flickering Light
A List Apart
Arts and Letters Daily
Below the Eight
the blog about nothing
Blurbomat
Daily Kos
Day Old
Dispatch from Phar Lepht
dooce
Eschaton
exploding dog
flashquake
Geese Aplenty
The Guardian
jibber jabber
Lileks
Literary Kicks
Manolo's Shoe Blog
Merriam-Webster Online
the metafictional blues
misanthropic tendencies
Neal Pollack
The Onion
Pepper of the Earth
Pindeldyboz
Que Sera Sera
Salon
Slumbering Lungfish
small spiral notebook
Spamusement
srah blah blah
Swimming With the Light On
thymewarp.com
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