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Saturday, January 04, 2003

score!

i am an overcomer. i was looking for something i might eat for lunch today (though i just looked at the clock and realized that it's way past lunchtime) and my choices were pretty slim. i could make some couscous, or i could drink some peach schnapps. neither choice was appealing to me. but then, then(!) i saw it: the can of refried beans! i would make bean dip!!!!!!!!!

it was like an epiphany.

so now i am enjoying a plate of yummy nachos. man, i rule.

in other news, i just got this email:

sender: shockingnews
subject: jamelah, grow your Penis safely and Naturally

obviously, i had to read this message right away! it says:

NOW YOU CAN HAVE A BIGGER PENIS JAMELAH!!!
This Doctor Approved Pill Will Actually Expand, Lengthen And Enlarge Your Penis Safely And Naturally100% GUARANTEED!


and that's when i got disappointed. i mean, they seem to be working from the assumption that i have a penis, and i do not. damn.

damn damn damn.

cheated again.

i mean, what if i just wanted to grow one? like a houseplant? did they ever think of that?

i really shouldn't allow myself to post when i have low blood sugar.





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