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Tuesday, January 07, 2003

fun with keywords

every once in awhile, i like to read my site statistics... you know, to give me an idea of what people look at when they visit my pages, and how they get there, and what they were looking for... that sort of thing. today, i was reading the keywords used to reach my site... and hell's bells, myrtle... people are sick. i've decided to list them out for you. they're entertaining.*

biography
- jamelah
- jamelah asmar page 3

photograph index:
- jamelah
- jamelah pictures
- jamelah pictures naked

blog:
- linkwww100wordsnet
- johnny cash applebee's commercial
- jacob beam
- song i am tired and i want to go home

index:
- jamelah
- wwwjamelah

index2:
- girl photography
- photography+girl
- girl pictures
- jamelah

chapbook:
- buy my book
- sketches of a return journey
- buy book stapler

and now for the fun part...

imperceptible love poems:
- touch me like the rain
- i want to feel your skin against my skin
- poem lost and found you

satan story 1:
- traffic was a bitch

satan story 2:
- my secretary closed the door

satan story 3:
- dress shirt swordfish
- fuck britney
- fucking britney spears

satan story 4: (about a boy selling his soul, not incest. not incest in the slightest.)
- son fuck mom
- son mother fuck stories
- son fucking mom
- mom and son fuck story
- mother fuck son stories
- son fuck mother stories
- son fuck mother story
- pirate captain cane
- mother son fuck story
- son fuck mom story
(i was wondering why that particular page was getting so many hits....)

satan story 5: (about some tight underpants)
- fuck me in my underpants
- tighty whiteys

satan story 6: (office supply drama, and a fight with archangel gabriel. much swearing.)
- gabriels fist
- tape dispenser love her
- fist fuck

yes, i do tend to use the word "fuck" in my fiction... especially the fiction about satan, because i figure he's satan and he can swear like a drunken sailor with tourette's. but the stories aren't meant to be erotic in the slightest... and they aren't. those word combinations don't even show up in the stories. i'm amazed, really. i am disappointing a lot of horny people, apparently.

but that's what i'm all about, you know.... disappointing the horny.





*for those of you who don't know, there is a popular porn star who is also named jamelah. people come here a lot looking for naked breasts, and keep leaving disappointed.





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